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You Found the Dirt Pile – The Machines Aren’t Here Yet

The good news: You've got great taste in industrial tooling. The bad news: Our latest heavy-duty machines are currently held hostage by a truck driver who decided 'one more coffee' meant a three-hour detour. Don't worry, we've got the crew ready to unload them as soon as they stop sightseeing.

The 'Maybe Tomorrow' Excavator

Estimated arrival: When the GPS stops lying. High-torque, low-visibility (currently).

Invisible Skid Steer 3000

So heavy-duty, it broke the space-time continuum of our shipping schedule.

Mystery Boom Lift

Coming in hot. Or lukewarm. Depending on traffic in East Texas.

The Machines Aren’t Here Yet –
Check Out What’s Still On The Truck

We're polishing the chrome and making sure the tracks are muddy enough for delivery. These beasts are landing soon!

The Dirt-Eater 3000

So powerful it can dig a hole through your neighbor's noise complaints. Coming soon to a project near you.

Invisible Excavator Mk IV

Warning: May be hard to find in the parking lot. Features high-tech 'where-did-I-park-it' technology.

Gravity-Defying Forklift

Guaranteed to lift anything that isn't bolted down. Or your money back (does not apply to planetary lifting).

Can't wait for the new gear? Our live inventory is ready to roll right now.

DON’T STALL YOUR PROJECT

Our live inventory is still actually here. Don't wait for the imaginary truck—rent or buy what's on the lot today.

** DISCLAIMER: ALL ITEMS LISTED ON THIS PAGE ARE SATIRE AND NOT REAL ITEMS FOR SALE OR RENT. **

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